h8machine overview

Overview

h8machine comes from gaem by jj and is published by gaem by jj. It arrived on Steam on Aug 4, 2022, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

h8machine's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 23 September 2026 - 00:01:42 UTC, with a tracked peak near 5. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 94% positive across 53 reviews.

Language and system requirements

h8machine is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

h8machine has sold up to 1,590 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $11,121. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

h8machine overview details

h8machine combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

FEEDBACK! About the Game h8machine is a cardgame set in a dystopian future in which Artificial Intelligence 🤖🤖🤖 has completely overtaken the online world 🌐🌐🌐 and the worst part is - it learned to behave just like us 💩💩💩... but AI isn't just a flavor here! an in-game neural network allows you to customize and randomize 2D art in real time! with this TECHNOLOGY, you can fully immerse yourself in the world of anime profile pics posting complete garbage. it's just like real life social media! no one uses realtime-with-pause in cardgames, probably for some good reason. but screw it, I like RTWP so I just put it in! the flow of time is your main resource! will you get lost in the hectic chaos of ticking timers, or will you optimize every fraction of a second at your disposal? remember: the active pause system allows you to play any card you want while the time stops. use it to make your decisions and execute powerful combos! are you tired of collecting cards one by one and having to remove the crap ones from your deck as a deckbuilder game goes on? in h8machine, you grab packets of cards with their own "personalities" instead, internet stereotypes and whatnot. each of these personalities contributes 1/3 of your deck, and you can mix&match them to easily form decks with a pre-constructed feel

SteamPulse editorial summary

h8machine is listed as a game with $9.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 23 September 2026 - 00:01:42 UTC, a tracked peak of 5, and 94% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

Contains foul language, offensive messages and graphic depictions of stupidity.

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Support and legal notes

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