Guards vs Goats overview

Overview

Guards vs Goats comes from David Amado and is published by David Amado. It arrived on Steam on Jan 22, 2026, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Guards vs Goats's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 19:50:42 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 4 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Guards vs Goats is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Guards vs Goats has no public VGI unit-sales estimate available and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Guards vs Goats overview details

Guards vs Goats combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

In a long forgotten kingdom, a hero is sent to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle. What can go wrong? Guards vs Goats is a linear, first-person-shooter with swords. It has stealth, it has action, it is story driven and... a bit silly. Just a bit... The Story Once upon a time, in a forgotten land, in a forgotten era, there was a kingdom. The kingdom was living in peace and prosperity. A peace and prosperity which made the lords of the realm bored and greedy. When blood and war against neighboring kingdoms was lacking in their daily lives, the lords decided to fight among themselves. Times like these called for a hero. A different kind of a hero... You play as William, also know as a mercenary who goes by the name "Goat". William is not the strongest, sharpest, bravest of all, but he gets the job done. The problem is: he may cause a bigger mess while at it. The story begins with William being summoned to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle. But for William, things will not go as smoothly as he planned. Main Features First person, linear, half action, half stealth playthrough. Dynamic game pace in the story playthrough, consisting of different modes: A slower paced dungeon crawling mode, where you explore castles and dungeons while choosing to use stealth or strength to progress through the level. A fast paced horde mode where you fight your way out. Boss fights. Escape scenarios where fighting is futile and you just need to run away as fast as you can. Four different melee combat modes to choose from: Good old hack & slash, where every s…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Guards vs Goats is listed as a game with $9.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 19:50:42 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 100% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

Includes blood, violence, stealing, revealing outfits, moderate crude language and insinuated consumption of alcohol.

Support and legal notes

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