This Is Why We Don't Play Golf overview

Overview

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf comes from Hmph. Studios and is published by Hmph. Studios. It arrived on Steam on Dec 16, 2025, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Online PvP, Co-op, Online Co-op, Steam Achievements, and Camera Comfort. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 26 September 2026 - 02:33:44 UTC, with a tracked peak near 3. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 94% positive across 16 reviews.

Language and system requirements

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is available in 8 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf has no public VGI unit-sales estimate available and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf overview details

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. Welcome to This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - the chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably. You're hauling a golf ball up a mountain, one swing at a time, and gravity has a personal vendetta against you. Okay it's simple, you hit your golf ball, or your friend, from platform to hazard to wall to floor to ceiling... every surface is a perfectly calculated opportunity. Play alone and question life choices; play with a friend and question theirs too. Climb up (hopefully more than down) multiple unique regions with unique hazards Bring a friend or go alone, but the mountain has room for 2 players to suffer together Play with a chaos-physics golf ball with a cruel sense of humor Break the game before it breaks you; the line between bug, mechanic, or creative solution is your call Hike to the top in 2-4 hours (if you're good) or 8+ hours (if you brought THAT friend) Warning: Side effects include creative vocabulary expansion.

SteamPulse editorial summary

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Online PvP, Co-op, Online Co-op, Steam Achievements, and Camera Comfort, and is associated with Action, Adventure, Casual, and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 26 September 2026 - 02:33:44 UTC, a tracked peak of 3, and 94% positive reviews.

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