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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf regional audience

Hmph. Studios | Dec 16, 2025 | game

Released

0players observed · 6 October 2026 - 16:20:08 UTC

ActionAdventureCasualIndieSteam Store

  • Latest observed playersNot available
  • SteamPulse tracked peak3
  • Units sold (VGI)No data available
  • Revenue (VGI)No data available
  • Review score94% positive

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf regional data compares SteamPulse audience signals across players, reviewers, followers, and wishlist activity where country-level samples exist.

  • Latest observed playersNot available
  • SteamPulse tracked peak3
  • Units sold (VGI)No data available
  • Revenue (VGI)No data available
  • Review score94% positive
  • Total reviews16
  • Release dateDec 16, 2025
  • DeveloperHmph. Studios
  • PublisherHmph. Studios

Genres: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie

Company pages: Developer: Hmph. StudiosPublisher: Hmph. Studios

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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf regional audience

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf regional data compares SteamPulse audience signals across players, reviewers, followers, and wishlist activity where country-level samples exist.

Region

The reviewer view for This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is based on an identified sample of public reviewers. Player, follower, and wishlist geography are directional models that use public reviewer geography and available game-level signals; they are not exact country-by-country account counts.

Use the tabs to compare relative geographic shares and check each view's confidence label. Modeled percentages should be treated as directional context, especially when the identified reviewer sample is small or contains unknown locations.

Regional Audience Explorer

Open a tab to inspect the full country ranking, the highlighted world map, and the current base or identified sample behind each region view.

Top Players Region Overview

SteamPulse's directional player-region model for This Is Why We Don't Play Golf assigns its largest shares to Argentina (29.5%), United States (16.7%), Russia (12.7%). The model blends the available public-reviewer geography, reviewer playtime signals, current player scale, and a disclosed Steam market prior. The dataset labels confidence as exploratory.

These percentages are relative model weights, not observed locations or verified counts of active players. Use the map to compare the model's country distribution, not to infer exactly how many people are playing in any country.

Reviewers Region Overview

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf's identified public-reviewer sample spans 4 countries and is led by Argentina (50%), United Kingdom (16.7%), United States (16.7%). Argentina accounts for 50% of reviewers with an identified country (3 reviewers).

This is an observed sample of 6 public reviewer profiles with visible country data, not a census of all reviewers, owners, or players. Another 5 sampled reviewer profiles did not expose a country and are excluded from the percentages. The dataset labels confidence as exploratory.

Followers Region Overview

SteamPulse's directional follower-region model for This Is Why We Don't Play Golf assigns its largest shares to Argentina (34.3%), United States (17.6%), Russia (13.1%). It blends the modeled player and wishlist distributions with the available public-reviewer geography. The dataset labels confidence as exploratory.

Steam does not publish account-level follower locations for this view. The percentages are normalized model weights, not observed follower counts, and they should not be read as proof of attention or future activity in a country.

Wishlist Region Overview

SteamPulse's directional wishlist-region model for This Is Why We Don't Play Golf assigns its largest shares to Argentina (22.4%), United States (16.8%), Russia (11.4%). It combines the modeled player distribution, available public-reviewer geography, review penetration, release recency, and a disclosed market prior. The dataset labels confidence as exploratory.

Steam does not publish account-level wishlist locations for this view. The percentages are normalized model weights, not observed wishlist counts or evidence of purchase intent, and should be used only to compare the model's relative country distribution.

Player Region Distribution

CountryModeled share
Argentina29.5%
United States16.7%
Russia12.7%
United Kingdom10.4%
China7.1%
Brazil2.9%

Directional model - exploratory confidence; percentages are estimates, not counted accounts.

Wishlist Region Distribution

CountryModeled share
Argentina22.4%
United States16.8%
Russia11.4%
United Kingdom9.4%
China9.3%
Brazil3.8%

Directional model - exploratory confidence; percentages are estimates, not counted accounts.

Reviewer Region Distribution

CountryIdentified reviewersShare
Argentina350.0%
United Kingdom116.7%
United States116.7%
Russia116.7%

Observed public-reviewer sample: 6 identified accounts - exploratory confidence

Follower Region Distribution

CountryModeled share
Argentina34.3%
United States17.6%
Russia13.1%
United Kingdom11.3%
China6.3%
Brazil2.3%

Directional model - exploratory confidence; percentages are estimates, not counted accounts.

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