Gooner Simulator overview

Overview

Gooner Simulator comes from Alt Tab Interactive and is published by Alt Tab Interactive. It arrived on Steam on Mar 12, 2026, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Custom Volume Controls, Mouse Only Option, Playable without Timed Input, Save Anytime, Stereo Sound, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Gooner Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 11 September 2026 - 14:06:49 UTC, with a tracked peak near 2. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 5 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Gooner Simulator is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Gooner Simulator has no public VGI unit-sales estimate available and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Gooner Simulator overview details

Gooner Simulator combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Welcome to the ultimate simulation of terminal online addiction. You start with nothing but a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a dream: to turn your biological output into a global economic superpower. Gooner Simulator is an idle clicker game that asks the question: "How far is too far?" and then sprints past that line screaming. THE GRINDSET Life is simple. You jerk, you produce, you sell. Master the art of the One-Handed Playstyle . Use your fluids to fund your operation. Upgrade your grip strength. Optimize your friction coefficients. Turn your bedroom into a high-efficiency factory of filth. BUILD THE ULTIMATE CAVE Start with a crusty sock. End with an industrial-grade bio-hazard facility. The Tech: Upgrade from a single crappy phone to a wall of monitors. Watch content to generate Shame , the currency of the depraved. The Dark Web: Spend your Shame to unlock forbidden upgrades, illicit "used" toys, and shady biological experiments. The Logistics: You can't store it all in a jar forever. Install kegs, drums, and industrial silos to manage your liquid assets. KEY FEATURES: High-Velocity Clicking Action: Risk it all and test the structural integrity of your mouse. Immersive Simulation: Every drop of cum, every pubic hair meticulously simulated for that true GOONER experience. Banging Soundtrack: Featuring all your favorite classics from artists Lil Pump, Busta COOM, DJ Stroke and more! Warning: This game contains big dicks, buckets of cum, and levels of depravity that may void your soul’s warranty. Shower immediately after playing.

SteamPulse editorial summary

Gooner Simulator is listed as a game with $6.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Custom Volume Controls, Mouse Only Option, Playable without Timed Input, Save Anytime, Stereo Sound, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Casual, Indie, and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 11 September 2026 - 14:06:49 UTC, a tracked peak of 2, and 100% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

Contains exactly 1, large penis. Which gets fapped. A lot.

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Support and legal notes

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