Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4348250 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 2 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | $6.99 |
| Free to play | No |
| Discount | 0% |
| Original price USD | $6.99 |
| Current price USD | $6.99 |
| Release date | Mar 12, 2026 |
| Developer | Alt Tab Interactive |
| Publisher | Alt Tab Interactive |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | 5 user reviews |
| Positive review percent | 100% |
| Positive reviews | 5 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 5 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | 10 |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | https://store.steampowered.com/app/4348250/ |
Short description
The ultimate simulation of degeneracy. Master the one-handed playstyle, Click furiously and destroy your dopamine receptors. Will you conquer the internet, or will you just break your mouse?
About this game
Welcome to the ultimate simulation of terminal online addiction. You start with nothing but a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a dream: to turn your biological output into a global economic superpower. Gooner Simulator is an idle clicker game that asks the question: "How far is too far?" and then sprints past that line screaming. THE GRINDSET Life is simple. You jerk, you produce, you sell. Master the art of the One-Handed Playstyle . Use your fluids to fund your operation. Upgrade your grip strength. Optimize your friction coefficients. Turn your bedroom into a high-efficiency factory of filth. BUILD THE ULTIMATE CAVE Start with a crusty sock. End with an industrial-grade bio-hazard facility. The Tech: Upgrade from a single crappy phone to a wall of monitors. Watch content to generate Shame , the currency of the depraved. The Dark Web: Spend your Shame to unlock forbidden upgrades, illicit "used" toys, and shady biological experiments. The Logistics: You can't store it all in a jar forever. Install kegs, drums, and industrial silos to manage your liquid assets. KEY FEATURES: High-Velocity Clicking Action: Risk it all and test the structural integrity of your mouse. Immersive Simulation: Every drop of cum, every pubic hair meticulously simulated for that true GOONER experience. Banging Soundtrack: Featuring all your favorite classics from artists Lil Pump, Busta COOM, DJ Stroke and more! Warning: This game contains big dicks, buckets of cum, and levels of depravity that may void your soul’s warranty. Shower immediately after playing.
Supported languages
English